Happy Halloween!

Obama's Crisis Management System

Here is an exclusive look.

Oddly, I see parallels to a prior story done here.

Who Knew Romney Was So Funny?

Mitt Romney And Barack Obama both attended the Al Smith Dinner in New York on Friday.  In his speech, Romney got off a number of good lines at the expense of himself, Obama, and the media, among other.

Obama also had his jokes and one liners.  He took a lot of shots at himself over his first debate performance.

Meet The Paul Ryan Girl

Obama's Changes

The latest music video from Steven Crowder and Chris Loesch:

Eighty-Five Percent Sure The Legacy Media Wouldn't Actually React This Way

The Onion:  Media Having Trouble Finding Right Angle On Obama's Double-Homicide

Five percent chance they would try to pin it on Romney's days at Bain.

If He Were a Republican, This Would Make Him An Idiot

Via Gateway Pundit:  "Obama Pulls a Biden, Tells Audience, 'Three Proud Words – Made in the USA!'"

Of course, Obama's never been very good with math.

Plus:  Obama's supermarket scanner moment?

UPDATED: O-I-H-O. It Must Be One of the Fifty-Seven States

A "Quayle moment" for Obama?



Of course, unlike Quayle, Obama has the legacy media to go to bat for him.

Update:  Instapundit points us to the Tweet of the day.

Cartoons of the Day

Michael Ramirez

Flak and Change - A.F. Branco



Great Expectations: 2008 Obama Supporter Interviews 2012 Self

Hat tip to Vodkapundit.

Pretty Much All it Boils Down To

By Michael Ramirez

What is the difference between Obama and Jesus?

Jesus doesn't think he is Obama.

I saw this on Iowahawk's twitterfeed today.  Made me laugh anyway.

It's Time to Fix the Bill of Rights

This time with a "free stuff" suction.  Of course, why go through the trouble of rewriting the Constitution when Obama can just ignore it?

Don't We Need a Food Stamp Prez?

In defense of Obama, Frank J. Fleming observes:

Obama tried to get everyone jobs — he even had the surefire plan of spending hundreds of billions of dollars in stimulus money — but it turns out, making lots of new jobs is really, really hard. Who knew?

But Obama was easily able to relax the requirements for receiving food stamps and increase the program’s benefits. So now if you can’t get a job, it doesn’t matter, because you still get to eat.

But how do people react to seeing millions more on food stamps? It’s not the logical, “Yay — look at all the new people I get to help with my tax dollars!” No, it’s irrational yelling about all the extra people dependent on government. To which I ask: What’s so wrong with being dependent on government?

Of all the things to depend on, isn’t government the smartest choice? You could depend on yourself, but come on. You know yourself; you fail all the time. You could depend on your friends and family, but they’d eventually get sick of you. But government will always love you and always be there. Long after you’re dead and forgotten, there will be government . . . .